Elizabeth’s “I Swear to Do Better” Jar for Season 3 (through Episode 13):

$16

Flingin' Flangin' Milkshake

Flingin' Flangin' Milkshake

In Season 3, Episode 4, TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel, Chandler’s flingin’ flangin’ excited about Joey’s latest acting gig — hocking the MilkMaster 2000 in an infomercial. But then he’s not so excited when he freaks out about his level of commitment to Janice. Monica and Rachel coach him through his relationship woes — aided by low-fat soy ice cream, then full-fat ice cream decadence.

These two plot points inspired our signature beverage: the Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake.

Elizabeth’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake / Handbag Marinara / @handbagmarinara

Elizabeth’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake / Handbag Marinara / @handbagmarinara

Elizabeth went for the full-fat version, and decided to stick with the classic: chocolate. No frills, just deep, dark chocolate. She added whipped vodka and Godiva Dark Chocolate liqueur to make her adult beverage. Heather went on the lighter side (“When you start getting screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low fat.”) and used Halo Top ice cream in her milkshake.

Elizabeth’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake

  • 1 inch Jeni’s Darkest Chocolate ice cream

  • 1/2 cup chocolate milk

  • 1 1/2 ounces whipped vodka

  • 1 ounce Godiva Dark Chocolate

  • Whipped cream (for garnish)

Blend everything in a blender and top with whipped cream!

Heather’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake Martini / Handbag Marinara / @handbagmarinara

Heather’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake Martini / Handbag Marinara / @handbagmarinara

Heather’s Flingin’ Flangin’ Milkshake (Martini)

  • 1 inch Halo Top chocolate chip cookie dough

  • 2 ounces whipped vodka

  • 1 ounce Godiva Dark Chocolate

  • Chocolate syrup

Allow the ice cream to melt, then mix in a cocktail shaker with the other ingredients, over ice. Decorate your martini glass with chocolate syrup before pouring the cocktail into it.

S03 E04 - TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel

S03 E04 - TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel

S03 E03 - TOW the Jam

S03 E03 - TOW the Jam